- Turn Down for Chocolate

sodomymcscurvylegs:

This is why I’m not allowed out in public.

frrostbytte:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

"votes democrat"

frrostbytte:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

"votes democrat"

owlapin:

why cant i be a super ripped sports anime protagonist

hellomolls:

*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

image

Remember who loved you no matter how fucked up in the head you were.
— (via thinsquids)

gigimon:

push to talk pikachu doll

Careful, if you push away someone already on the edge of a cliff no matter how far your arms stretch, you’ll never be able to pull them back
— nearingheaven (via nearingheaven)

emojigrl:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

this is historically significant

yesbrendonurie:

@hellosarahurie: Half proof guys. How adorable are these beebs @joshuadun & @brendonurie?! ❤️ (Insert “now kiss” meme) TY, @DebbyRyan! http://t.co/uWhUyciKS7/s/xYfr

yesbrendonurie:

@hellosarahurie: Half proof guys. How adorable are these beebs @joshuadun & @brendonurie?! ❤️ (Insert “now kiss” meme) TY, @DebbyRyan! http://t.co/uWhUyciKS7/s/xYfr

luxwing:

demosexual:

i did it

OH MY GOD

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

I’m daydreaming about meeting Austin and it’s making me kinda emo tio na l